Today I am about to go deep into a topic. I am slightly drunk, so bear with me on this.
I met one friend, who is all like us. He is an average normal guy like us. He has desires, quenches for answers, and seeks questions. And yes, the question is about girls. He seriously wants a girl.
A girl who is primarily good-looking, gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, bombshell, or any of the adjectives you prefer. But of course, he wants her unseen by other guys. He wants her to be invisible in front of other guys. He wants to be the only person that can see her, but yet he compares them with other girls for their beauty. Such a hypocrite he is. He pokes around another girl and compares her girl. And yet, wants her girl to be invisible. Dafuq? If she is beautiful, it obviously charms other guys. He should be responsible for her feelings stacked for him by showing love, not by chaining her in commands and being unseen.
He wants her to be a virgin but he has ripped off the cherries of others. Come on, do you really deserve a virgin when you no longer are a virgin? Is that fair? Such a hypocrite he is. But he wants a virgin, a sign of being untouched. Yet, he is full of blood of others he had torn.
He wants her to follow him but he doesn't follow her. He wants to be superior but is the kid in the relationship. She is inferior but matured in the relationship. Oh, mother of hypocrisy. If he wants to get respect, he should respect others to earn it. If he wants her to follow him, he too should follow her. They are like the bicycle. Both move forward. If one stands still and tries to move the other, it won't.
He doesn't want to get disturbed when he is sad but he gets angry when she doesn't pick up her phone. He desires privacy, a fortress of privacy, but doesn't let her a moment of her own. Such hypocrites, how can you be like that? You won't cook without turning sides. You can't clap with one hand, and seriously, you can't be in a relationship with yourself.